I’m a very serious writer who takes writing very seriously.

I believe in the power of words. Words like sassafras, jumbo, and chutzpah.

I write copy in offices, on bike rides, and most memorably, in a 26-foot box truck, somewhere in Nebraska, while transporting a statue of Harambe the Gorilla across the country for a group of Crypto Bros I met 3 days before.

I count among my writing influences Thomas Pynchon, New York Yankees radio broadcaster John Sterling, and the estimable Bugs Bunny.

And at my core, I’m driven by a passion for business. Monkey business, but still, business.

RESUMÉ

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RESUMÉ 📇

I’m currently aboard SPCSHP

(formerly BIG SPACESHIP)

where I’ve worked on brands like Chase, Starbucks, Dairy Queen, Masterclass, the Phoenix Suns, and more.

I cut my teeth at Hill Holliday

on Planet Fitness, Boar’s Head, Bank of America, Chili’s, Sealy Mattresses, and Strayer University.

I went to Boston University

and focused more on sketch comedy, stand-up, and satire writing than his major in advertising.